If anyone is a CBC
Radio nerd like me, they have listened to or at least heard of This
Is That. If you are not a CBC nerd then I will try to explain what
the program is and you will thank me for it if you ever come across
it for the first time and wonder “what the heck are they talking
about??”
So This Is That is a
½ hour radio program that sounds like any regular CBC program with
the radio host giving a brief description of a story and then
interviewing people about the story. The difference being the
stories are made up and completely ridiculous. But because they
sound so real, when you first listen to the program, you are
flabbergasted by what you are hearing - it can’t possibly be true
because it is so ridiculous. What’s funnier is they often play recordings of voicemails from people who are either flabbergasted
(“how can this even be real”)or quite impressed by the story
(which is also ridiculous).
Anyway this is my
pitch for a This Is That story:
Host: We are joined
now by Kim Mowrey in [insert any city here] to tell us about a new
sport that is becoming quite popular and which she hopes will one day
make it into the Olympics. Kim, can you tell us a bit more about
this sport.
Kim: Yes Peter. Thanks for having me on. The sport is called hike-a-bike and
basically it is as it sounds. You are on mountain bike trails but
instead of riding the trails on the bike, you are hiking the trails
pushing your mountain bike.
Host: Uh-huh. And
how did this hike-a-bike sport develop?
Kim: Well, usually
what happens is your significant other wants to go mountain biking
and thinks the trail he has picked out will be a good one for the
both of you. He then takes off down the trail but because the route
he has chosen is super technical, you end up hiking your bike to the
end of the trail.
Host: So aren’t
you technically mountain biking but you are just not very good at it?
Kim: Well yes, that
is how it was initially until I started meeting up with other people
who were also left behind by their partners and hiking their bikes so
we decided to race hiking our bikes.
Host: I see. So are
you timing yourselves?
Kim: The boys are
because they are addicted to Strava so once they get to the end, they
start a regular timer and must divide our time by their time.
Host: That sounds
complicated. How are you going to have this in the Olympics when it
relies on both your partners time and your time (and what if someone
doesn’t have a partner).
Kim: Right. I have
no idea but I figured talking about getting it into the olympics
would get me on this show and here I am!
Host: I guess that
did work for you.
And that was Kim
Mowrey talking about the new sport, Hike-a-Bike. If you see Kim on
any of the trails, be sure to say hello and perhaps point her in the
direction of a less technical trail so she can actually get back on
her bike.
I’d watch this sport... as long as your dogs were include too.
ReplyDeleteThe dogs would likely have to be spectators with you Rick. They love chasing squirrels too much when we try to take them biking with us so normally they just hang out in the van. They do get to come hiking though and if we happen upon a beach, they get some off leash time and a chance to have a drink.
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